"Never compete in any sports event where you are expected to finish within two weeks."

Say it with sass on a Big Girl notepad! 

These handy notepads measure 3 5/8" x 8 1/2" in size, include 100 orchid-colored sheets per pad, and have a convenient magnet strip on the back. Each page features a hilarious quote and illustration from Bunkie Lynn's bestselling book, The Big Girls' Guide to Life.